DELICIOUS RAISIN CAKE

My friend makes one of the best raisin cakes in the world. Do you want the recipe? I’m very excited to communicate it to you now.

Take a pen and prepare your recipe notebook. Ready? Here it is!

Take a big springform pan. Take the dog out of the kitchen. Remove the plastic cubes Dylan forgot on the table. Then grease the pan with butter and prepare the raisins. Weigh 200 g of flour; take the flour bag from Dylan’s hands and wipe the flour from the floor. Flush the flour through the sieve and pick up Dylan’s cars from the floor.

Look for a bowl to mix the eggs. Tell Julie to bring the eggs from the fridge. Wipe the floor where Julie dropped the eggs and search yourself for what you need. Tell Peter to answer the phone, then go and talk, after you have wiped the flour and butter from the phone. Go back to the kitchen.

Take Dylan’s hands out of the bowl full of flour and eggs. Wash his hands. Tell Julie to go see who is ringing at the door. Tell Dylan to go see who is ringing at the door. Go yourself. Wipe the butter and flour from the door handle. Go back to the kitchen.

There is a handful of salt in the greased pan. Remove the salt and take the salt box away from Dylan’s hands.

Tell Julie not to feed the dog, because he already ate some of the eggs and flour. Tell Dylan to stop playing the piano in the flour bowl. Yell at him! Ask for forgiveness! Comfort him! Give him a little bowl of flour and a glass of milk and let him “bake” his own “cake”.

Prepare the springform pan. Take Tommy’s cars out of it. Yell: ‘Tooommyyy!’ And threaten to send him to the boarding school.

Grease a new pan. Run after Julie, who took the raisins with her. Try to find the yeast. Call your mother-in-law to come with a pack of yeast. Wipe the phone again. Go back to the kitchen, where everything is on the floor, and Dylan is covered in flour up to his neck. Nicely ask the dog to lick the raisins and everything else lying on the kitchen floor.

Go to the bakery and buy a delicious raisin cake.

Enjoy it!